he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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