so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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