Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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