toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Randomize
