Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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