I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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