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dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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