We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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