My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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