Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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