Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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