Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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