cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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