i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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