booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
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