i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
