Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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