what if every blade of grass was a penis?
no you cant smoke seaweed
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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