My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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