It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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