oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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