Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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