Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
dude i'm inner monologue high
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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