He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
where am i from again
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
