Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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