Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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