You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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