I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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