Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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