I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
