omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
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