he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
...
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
