Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
