well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
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