Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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