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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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