I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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