You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
one two three fourrrrnication!
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
Randomize
