He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
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