batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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