no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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