He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Randomize
