My boss' voice literally gives me gas
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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