And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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