my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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