I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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