How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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