I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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