You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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