Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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