how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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